Liberali Junior sure having busy month. Only just back from Liverpool and already he helping Signor 'bully-stomper' Gettleson, leader of the Liberali Cugine, organise his relaunch, with Don Clegg.
I no understand cugine these days, so I not sure why LC need relaunch. But Liberali Junior assure me it very important.
"It like difference between Yellow and Gold" he say.
I stare at him blankly, but glad he thinking about gold, show some promise for Family business.
"Yellow's a nice colour, very friendly, nothing wrong with a bit of yellow. But gold, gold is basically yellow, but really, really sparkly... you know shiny... a bit better"
"You saying you like boys?" I ask.
He glower at me.
"There were lots of girls at the launch..." he say sulkily "and nibbles... and a DJ... it was fun..."
"So where was the gold?"
"... there was no gold... it... was... a... metaphor..."
"You met a whore? Sound like brilliant relaunch."
He stare at me with that blank impatient look that really remind me of Signora Liberali.
"You just don't understand... I'm going to sit in a dark room for a while now... don't knock... don't come in... it's just something we do in LC."
"O.k... don't forget give your new friend a call... or you send her text... is that how you communicate these days... Personally... I used to get on bicycle to go and see Signora Liberali's father and wave to her in garden... or rather back of her head under sun umbrella... which her parents still regard as pretty racy liberty before we married... it..."
But he gone.
Sure is great to see young man making his way in Family, such impatience to succeed.
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